During IPL 3

IPL 3 is like Chocolate. It should be given in small doses...


When Chris Gayle takes stride, the opposition will be shelling bricks in their pants.

And that Gayle, that storm? It was a storm in a tea cup. It was a lull before the storm.

The KKRs were as disappointing as wet gun powder. They were damp spark plugs

Boria is going to be singing 'Korbo, Lorbo, Bachao re'. The KKRs aimed for the palace and were ground in the sewer

Chennai are mercurial, they go up and down, riding waves one day and crests the next. Playing like kings 1 day and paupers the next.

Match between Deccan Chargers & Delhi Daredevils is even-stevens.

The Bangalore team is like an uncut diamond, rough exteria but shinning qualities within

Playing against Mumbai is like rubbing bottoms with a porcupine

Only God would have beaten Delhi, but unfortunately God was on Mumbai's side (when tendulkar took Mumbai Indians won over Delhi Daredevils during IPL3)

Delhi Daredevils were bombared, outplayed. It was peaches & cream for the marauding Mumbai side

I would rather have a dog return to its vomit than Delhi go back to its follies

Virender Sehwag put on his skating shoes, his bat was out like a rapier and the barbarian ripped the RRoyals apart.

When everything's coming your way, make sure you're not in the wrong traffic lane. Badte raho, Korbo, Morbo, Jitbo.