For All Occasions

You cannot make Omlets without breaking the eggs.



He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.


One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.


Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.


Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.


The cat with gloves catches no mice.


Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.


You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.


Its very difficult to kill a man who is hell bent upon committing suicide!


This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the second test at Port of Spain, T&T. "Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands."


We are all Adam's children — it's just the silk that makes all the difference!


Right now he's looking like a Cheshire cat that's had loads of cream!


In the midst of a verbal duel with Tony Greig: "If ifs and buts were pots and pans, there would be no tinkers!".


Talking about the distribution of money in the Indian cricket team: "Money is like manure. Its no good unless you spread it!"


In the orchard of opportunity, you can't wait for the fruit to drop.


I lean on statistics like a drunken man leans on a lamppost, only for support, not illumination


He has a backlift like an octopus falling out of a tree, all over the place!


He's wallowing in foolishness like a rhino in an African pool.


There is always free cheese in a mousetrap


Come to my parlour said the spider to the fly


A dog kennel is no place to hide a sausage


Fattest pigs go to the butcher first.


A good lather is half the shave…


As cool as a cucumber, as wily as a a fox!


This shot was as sweet as tooti frooti!


Great feathers make great birds!


As innocent as freshly laid eggs.


All that comes from a cow is not milk.


As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.


A girl born beautiful is half married